From Gus – The Possibility Hunter

Birthday warning: You may be about to experience ‘heightened levels of anger, frustration and violence resulting from the inability to open hard-to-remove packaging.’ This is known as ‘Wrap-rage’, and it apparently happens more often than you would think. Watch out also for ‘Sage-rage’ (anger at overly wise men in sandals), ‘Wrinkle-rage’ (fatal amongst elephants and Shar Pei dogs) and ‘All-The-Rage-rage’ (a feeling of being severely put-out by your quirky taste becoming mainstream).

I personally suffer from ‘Rage-labeling-rage’ which is anger that bubbles over when people tack ‘- rage’ on to any old fit of temper to make it sound a bit clinical.

If you’re feeling a bit hot under the collar (Ruff-rage), check out Edward Mills’ ANGER: Awakening New Growth Encountering Resistance